Moxie Girl Joelle is a designer and author from San Diego.

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Laying the Smite Down

Joelle said around lunch time on July 15, 2008

Kathy and I were bombarded this morning with assorted ways our content and/or design work was being highjacked by other people. So I spent my morning drafting DMCA violation notices or otherwise calling out said peddlers of plagiarism. Good times, good times.

One of these offenders was [name removed because it made me feel icky], which I normally would not call out in such a public fashion except for the fact that their about page says they are a Christian-centric company.  That their “primary focus in life is God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost”.  Muh!?  hmmm Jesus is going to be pissed.  It’s been a while since I read the Bible, but I did spend a significant portion of my life in parochial schools.  The last time I checked, Big J wasn’t down with theft.  Did I miss that amendment to Exodus 20:15?  “Thou shalt not steal, unless it’s on the Internet”?  I think we need an 11th Commandment – “Thou shalt not be a hypocrite.”

Now, I am not a Christian, but this is double standard by any measure.  This is also a great example of why I have a hard time buying into the idea of Christianity. I’m not knocking Christians, so don’t get all up in holy arms, nor am I suggesting that all Christians do this kind of thing. Of course not.  But this kind of entitlement drives me mad.

So, in Jesus name, I sent a cease and desist.  Amen.

An Excellent Backhand

Joelle said in the early afternoon on July 12, 2008

I was just in Target picking up sandwich bags and a desktop fan. On my way out, I and about a half a dozen other people in the immediate area, spotted a tall, tan, leggy woman with stiletto sandals and the kind of ass you can set a drink on.  She was wearing her caramel colored hair swept up in a bun, as though she’d been at the beach and she was wearing nothing except a thin “wife-beater"-style tank that barely covered her Brazilian.  No, seriously.  Like asscheeks were visible.  She wore a tank top as a dress.

Now, I can so appreciate a beautiful woman. I thought, “Wow, she’s incredible!  She forgot her pants, but she’s got a spectacular ass.” And then, I caught the eye of the 80-year-old Barney Fife security guard checking her out, along with this 40-something guy in a muscle shirt and wrap-around shades.  You know, the kind of guy who does “finger guns” and thinks he’s a babe magnet, but still sports a fanny pack.

I smiled at them both, knowingly and went about my day, weaving through the hordes that find it necessary to invite every member of their family on a shopping trip to Target and then walk 5-across so you can’t pass with your cart. And let us not forget that one meandering kid who completely ignores that you’re trying to get by and you go hoarse saying, “Excuse me, sweetie.” until you realize no one speaks English and you’re forced to run the whole fam damily straight into Small Electrics. But I digress…

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Cocktails Anyone?

Joelle said around lunch time on July 10, 2008

I’m being a total lazy-ass and cross-posting this from over here because I’ve got lots to do before she gets here!

We finally figured things out regarding our little get-together in August. So here’s the scoop!

What: Drinks with Kathy and Joelle

Where: Lei Lounge (map)

When: Saturday, August 23rd from 5pm to 7pm
(I realize this is kind of advance notice, but then you should be available, no?)

Why: Because we’re awesome, that’s why!  wink

Kathy and I both will be there, cocktail in hand, ready to chat it up!  We’ll have some pens on hand, too, if you decide you’d like to bring your book for us to sign.  If you plan on being there (and if you plan on bringing a guest or two), please leave a comment over here so I can get a rough headcount. We might need another cabana!

Looking forward to seeing you there…

And, we apologize if anyone isn’t legal or has wee niblets they wanted to bring, but it’s Saturday evening and we’d like to let loose a little — it’s Kathy’s vacation, after all.  21 and up, please! Or, in the ever-so-delicate words of Kathy:

Kathy: there will be cursing, drinking and carrying on like drunk assholes

Kathy: NO

Kathy: KIDS

Heh.  cheese  All class.  Read the details here.

Deep-Fried American Summer

Joelle said in the late morning on July 7, 2008

The Squinty Twins
The one on the right is called "Boo-Boo." Aw!

I’ve been a big blogging slacker, but I swear I have a good excuse.  Like work and sunshine.  cheese  I went to the Del Mar Fair on the 4th of July.  I know it’s supposed to be called the San Diego County Fair now, but to hell with them. It will always be the Del Mar Fair to me. 

Mini Cupcakemikey, GFI and I got there before it opened and spent the majority of the time sifting through the assorted crap vendors in Bing Crosby Hall and the like. We stopped for cupcakes at a super cute booth that was decorated in pink and black and white with lime green accents and curly font. It looked like a website I did for a client once… only life-size.  A little surreal, but the cupcakes were good!  Three mini cupcakes in red velvet with cream cheese icing, chocolate on chocolate and vanilla cake with chocolate icing for $5.  It worked out perfectly; we each got a bite of every flavor. 

We got our handwriting analyzed because we had a sudden urge to piss away $3. The Fair does that. It’s like a state of fugue or something. One minute, you’re perfectly rational, bypassing the loud guy selling chamois, the mood-lipstick mistress, the uber-butch hocking cheese graters and then, without warning, “Let’s get our handwriting analyzed! It’s only $3!” And the next thing you know, you’ve corrupted your whole party.

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Moblog Entry

Joelle said around dinner time on July 2, 2008

I just realized that my first concert wasn’t the B52’s in ‘90.  It was Paul Anka in ‘80. Heh! How fitting.

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