I need to find a new place to work. It’s very difficult for me to get anything done here lately with all the noise. If it’s not the freaking parrots, it’s the owner of the parrots who likes to blare his bass in the parking lot despite my repeated requests not to (the same parking lot Tire Guy bangs his tube in). Every single time he says, “Oh, I forgot. Sorry, I thought no one was home.” And every time, I respond, “I’m always home.” I mean, crimony, dude! The bass rattles my wall and gives me a headache. Do I have to hang a sign outside alerting people that I’m home now?
I don’t want to be a jerk, you know? I realize people have a right to live and play their music and whatever. I also realize it’s during a work week when he thinks people are away from their homes. But some of us aren’t and I pay my rent and deserve peace like anyone else.
He uncovers his damn parrots at 6am in the morning and with it being Summer, everyone in the neighborhood has their windows open. So they squawk and carry on, especially on the weekends because he sings to them. He SINGS! You can hear him up there singing to the birds while his wife or girlfriend clanks the dishes around and cooks breakfast. One morning I yelled out the window “For god’s sake, shut up! This isn’t freaking Costa Rica!” but that didn’t seem to sway him. I can’t imagine why.
The other day, he was using a chainsaw to cut logs about 3 feet from my open bedroom window. He’s up a bit higher on the hill, so looking out my window, I was eye-level with the saw. Dust, wood chips, all this crap was flying in the air and into my windows. What the hell!!? Are you planning on busting a crackling fire any time soon? I’m not. Save it for Winter, dude!
Every time I go ask him to turn down his radio, he’s nice about it and he always says good morning, so I don’t want to be a complete bitch, but this is getting ridiculous. I’ve got to get some work done! I’ve got to! And all that’s happening is he’s making me underline things a lot.
I got the sweetest gift from one of my clients yesterday in the mail. Gena of Make Some Lemonade asked me a few weeks ago what my favorite colors were, but then I kind of forgot about it. Well, lo and behold, the postman delivered a box to me last night and inside was this adorable bag! Gena made it herself and let me tell you… it’s really well constructed. You know how you go see homemade bags at craft booths or whatever and they always feel a little chintzy and well… homemade? This feels like something I might buy in a boutique. If she hasn’t thought about setting up a store on Etsy, she really should because this bag is fabulous.
It will be really great to use when going shopping or to the beach or the zoo… whenever I need to carry more than my usual amount of stuff. And the bright colors and mixed patterns are so fun. Really good choices! The inside is totally different, too… aqua and green patterned. Love, love. It’s even got pockets inside for smaller items.
It makes me feel so good to know that a client loved their website enough to create something uniquely for me in return. It’s things like this that remind me why I love my job so much and why I enjoy putting the little extra details on designs for my clients. They deserve a beautiful website, but it’s always wonderful to be appreciated. Thank you, Gena!
When I pulled into the drive-thru Starbucks this morning, it looked like gridlock on the 405, so I parked next door and decided to walk in. On my way past the front door, I was greeted by an extremely fragrant hobo and his hobo wife, Nadine. I only her name is Nadine because she put out her foot when I approached and said through the handful of rotten teef she had left (and I do mean teef), “I’m Nay-DEEN and nobody done passes Nay-DEEN without good mornins.” Her accent is probably charming… for the lead singer of a jug band, but I could barely understand her.
So, I went around her, but said good morning anyway. Eau du Hobo stood up as I reached for the door, staring me in the eye while rummaging in a bucket. I got a little worried for a split second, but then he produced a half-eaten roll of Mentos that looked like it had been run over by a car a few times.
“Look at you! You are a Golden Goddess of Venutia!” as he waved the Mentos around. “You are a vision, a Venutia vision! Look at her, NAY-deen! She’s a Venutian and I’m just a big ugly alien! Aren’t I, NAY-deen? From Maaaaarrrrrrrrs!”
Insert big stinky hobo grin here. Then he offered me a Mentos.
I smiled… I couldn’t help it! I declined, of course, but I smiled. I mean, come on! An employee came outside on the tail end of that exchange to tell Smelly and Nadine to move it along because their cart was blocking the doorway and as I followed her back inside to get in line, she turned around and said, “Nothing like an ego boost first thing in the morning, huh?” with a wink.
By the time I got back outside, Stinkpot and Nadine were gone. My coffee this morning was awful — they must have poured me the dregs of the pot, but the trip was worth it for the hobos alone. I just wish I’d given them my $2.25.
Joelle said around mid-afternoon on August 25, 2008
I am officially exhausted. Spent. Pooped. BUSHED! Kathy is on the plane (or perhaps at her layover by now, I’m not sure) and I am going to be spending the next day and a half recuperating and prepping myself for the majesty that is my inbox.
This weekend was some of the best fun I’ve had in a long time. And the most stuff I’ve done in a long time, too. We had very full and busy days the entire time she was here. From the moment her plane touched down, it was lunch at the Prado, Grey Goose and a piano bar at Martinis Above Fourth, karaoke at the Lamplighter, TMI about a stranger’s areola, some eggs benedict, a harbor ferry, an almost-purchased Dr. Seuss painting, a bunch of maritime crap, a whole bunch of laughing, a lot of “Yay!!"-ing and clinking of glasses, a dash of Eurotrash, some twigs and berries, one hangover pizza and a handful of girl movies. Oh, and excessive quoting of the movie “Knocked Up”.
I think the best part of Kathy being here was spending time with her (of course!) and many of our friends. Our cocktail party at Lei Lounge was faaaabulous and I think a more-than-good time was had by all. Much, much more. I’m not naming names or anything, but the offending drink was pink.
I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. I really, really needed that. Thank you to everyone who was able to make it — it meant a lot to have you there.
Naptime is imminent, but I will close with a little gem that Daniel and Richard shared with us. We can’t stop quoting this either. If you’re sensibilities are delicate, you’ve been duly warned. Don’t bother trying to make sense of it, just enjoy.
This nicely sums up the next 5 days. I can’t wait until Kathy gets here! It’s officially our vacation, but I know we’re going to end up talking shop at some point. We have too many ideas we want to dish about and when we only see each other once a year on average, we’ll take any opportunity we can get.
It’s first and foremost time off, but it’s a lot easier to talk shop with a side of margaritas, don’t you think?
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