To preface this snippet of a post-code victory conversation with Deltus this morning, I had to first share with you our Yahoo messenger avatars.

Joelle: well, you will always be our hero.  thank you for all you do, Deltus.

Deltus: Welcome.

Deltus: Just, put in a good word for my avatar with your avatar, k?

Joelle: I’ll see what I can do.

Deltus: Kathy’s avatar, btw, said your avatar is a slut.

Joelle: that’s ok, her avatar has crabs

Deltus: My avatar hadn’t heard that.

Joelle: really? I heard her avatar got it from some new avatar in beta.

Joelle: you never know where they’ve been.

Deltus: Her avatar would be the good, proper choice for my avatar to want to go out with.  It would make my mom’s avatar very happy.  But it’s your avatar he really wants.

Deltus: My mom’s avatar would not be as pleased.

Then, a few minutes later:

Kathy: My avatar told Deltus’ avatar your avatar got the clap from this guy:

Joelle: You bitch!  That was supposed to be our secret!

I fully realize no one may be amused by that exchange other than the three of us, but it’s Monday.  I’ll take amusement where I can get it.

me: awwwwwww

me: you suck bezier!

her: i totally suck bezier

me: hahahahahah

her: heheh

her: my curve looks like a limp dick

me: I just snorted

her: lol

me: that’s like such a designer’s insult

me: “Oh yeah! Well, your bezier looks like a limp dick!”

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

me: “your mama’s a bezier!”

her: i just spit water

her: “you bezier tool!”

her: “up your bezier”

me: up your bezier!

me: hahahahahahahahhahaha

her: bahahhahaha

me: eat my bezier!

her: im dying

her: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: bezier is the new chmod

her: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

her: suck my bezier

her: cram it in your bezier

me: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

me: I’m crying over here

her: omg

me: *pants pant*

me: PANTS!?

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: omg

her: is that a bezier in your pants?

me: i’m so blogging this.

her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: prepare for a trackback

me: hahahahaah

me: ping me in the bezier

her: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA