me: awwwwwww

me: you suck bezier!

her: i totally suck bezier

me: hahahahahah

her: heheh

her: my curve looks like a limp dick

me: I just snorted

her: lol

me: that’s like such a designer’s insult

me: “Oh yeah! Well, your bezier looks like a limp dick!”

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

me: “your mama’s a bezier!”

her: i just spit water

her: “you bezier tool!”

her: “up your bezier”

me: up your bezier!

me: hahahahahahahahhahaha

her: bahahhahaha

me: eat my bezier!

her: im dying

her: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: bezier is the new chmod

her: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

her: suck my bezier

her: cram it in your bezier

me: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

me: I’m crying over here

her: omg

me: *pants pant*

me: PANTS!?

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: omg

her: is that a bezier in your pants?

me: i’m so blogging this.

her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: prepare for a trackback

me: hahahahaah

me: ping me in the bezier

her: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

sphinx: i still laugh about “ooooh my aching chmod”

me: I was really partial to “blow it out your chmod”, but I think “cram” has won now.

sphinx: lmao

me: I like the fact that when you say “cram” you get to put on that special down-home southern accent to really drive the point home.

sphinx: you gotta say it like..crAM

me: omg. I’m crying over here.

sphinx: sighhh

me: damn. was it good for you?

sphinx: i need a smoke

sphinx: yeah..take that leslie sansone

me: cram it!

sphinx: you can cram that walkaway the….

sphinx: i couldnt even type that

sphinx: i was laughing too hard

me: bwhahahahhaha

sphinx: cram it leslie

me: god. this one’s a keeper.

sphinx: dude, omg thats funny

me: my tummy…

sphinx: oh god…that was some good shit

me: no kidding!

sphinx: damn we are funny

me: and modest.