Give Me Lots of Kiss

julie: haha well, you are hot.

me: naw…*rubs toe in dirt* thanks.

julie: i’d do ya and i’m not even gay.  lol

me: thanks, honey.

julie: ya know, i really want some chicken now.

me: hahahaha

julie: because you’re eating chicken not because i said i’d do ya.

Funny Broads II : The Sequel

me: im eating a Lean Cuisine that tastes good, but looks like a hockey puck.

her: which one?

me: swedish meatballs

her: ooo! I love that one

me:i overcooked it.

me: it really ticks me off when you’re working your butt off and other people are dicking around on Hot or Not.

her: *closes hot or not website*

me: I want to kick them in the pancreas.

her: lol

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