julie: haha well, you are hot.
me: naw…*rubs toe in dirt* thanks.
julie: i’d do ya and i’m not even gay. lol
me: thanks, honey.
julie: ya know, i really want some chicken now.
me: hahahaha
julie: because you’re eating chicken not because i said i’d do ya.
Tag Archives: chat
Funny Broads II : The Sequel
me: im eating a Lean Cuisine that tastes good, but looks like a hockey puck.
her: which one?
me: swedish meatballs
her: ooo! I love that one
me:i overcooked it.
me: it really ticks me off when you’re working your butt off and other people are dicking around on Hot or Not.
her: *closes hot or not website*
me: I want to kick them in the pancreas.
her: lol
Funny Broads
me: there’s something truly righteous about the word “cram”.
sphinx: totally
me: it’s very satisfying.
sphinx: its a stress reliever too
