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Creative License

Joelle — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:48:17 +0000

Joelle: as my father would say, “Horse on you!”
Joelle: I think that’s the old fashioned version of “Sucka!”

Kathy: does it have to be a horse?
Kathy: or could it be like a buffalo
Kathy: or a wooly mammoth
Kathy: or
Kathy: a dead chicken

Joelle: “dead chicken on you!” does have a nice ring.

Kathy: decomposition brings a new aspect to it.

We’ve Got Moves You’ve Never Seen

Joelle — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:21:00 +0000

I realize the only people that will get this are those that use Yahoo Messenger and know what that Audible sounds like. I tried to find a recording of it to no avail. Still, I must save it for posterity.

Dinner Conversations

Joelle — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:32:00 +0000

Joelle: I want mexican food.

Kathy: I want a smoothie and a big rubber fist.

Joelle: I either hear someone’s vibrator… or an electric guitar.

Kathy: What if it’s both?

In Our Lunch Box

Joelle — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:24:00 +0000

Over a salad, Kathy and I were perusing our new guilty pleasure, TrueHookupConfessions.com. If your eyes are virginal or you’re pure of heart or… whatever, don’t read any further.

Joelle: Whoa, it’s Blogasm 2.0! Remember that old site? http://truehookupconfessions.com/

Kathy: “I never got a BJ when I was single. Now I’m married, and my wife doesn’t do it. Somehow I feel like I’ve lived an incomplete life. Isn’t every guy entitled to at least one BJ in his life?”

Kathy: DUDE.

Joelle: Dude.

Joelle: Your wife is a bitch.

Kathy: totally!!!

Joelle: “please let me get laid today”

Kathy: damn, people are horny!

Kathy: “I want to try anal with my new fella but last time it was awful… there was a mess and it hurt. Someone give me pointers.”

Kathy: here’s a tip….don’t do it in the ass.

Joelle: hahahaha!

Kathy: try your VAGINA.

Joelle: HAHAHA!

Kathy: hahahaha

Kathy: “I love tossing salad, and having it tossed. I get shivers thinking about it.”

Kathy: Remind me not to share drinks with people

Joelle: *puts down fork*

Hopefully Not All at Once

Joelle — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:13:00 +0000

Kathy on pets:

Joelle: I want two or three weiners.

Kathy: doesn’t every woman?

Under the Strobelight

Joelle — Fri, 30 May 2008 01:47:00 +0000

Pretty soon she’ll have a whole woodland creatures comedy set.

Joelle: I need one of those remote light switches like in the infomercials.

Kathy: you need The Clapper!

Joelle: yes, but when I have sex, it might be like a disco. *hustles* Ooee ooee!

Kathy: *slap slap slap slap slap*

Kathy: ball to ass contact should be a caveat on the box. “Clapper may not work if you shave your beav.”

Joelle: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a theme.

Easy, Breezy…. uh, Blogger?

Joelle — Wed, 28 May 2008 01:01:00 +0000

Joelle: Is there a new way to export from Blogger? I haven’t done it in ages.

Kathy: no, I’d have to look it up in the docs

Joelle: Blogger makes it such a pain in the ass

Kathy: I know. Moving from Blogger to WordPress is a breeze

Joelle: God, not to Expression Engine it isn’t. I have to export to MT first, do the hokey pokey, then use the MT import utility.

Kathy: Exporting Blogger is like… “crap an anvil, step left, sew a quilt, then download this patch, then call this 800 number, then eat a sardine upside down, bake a cake backwards, enter this key number in the space provided and… voila!”

Joelle: Mmm…. breezy.

Flogging the Cyber-Bishop

Joelle — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:35:00 +0000

I love this woman so much.

Kathy: I am so effing off its not even funny

Joelle: off? how so?

Kathy: huh?

Kathy: dicking off

Kathy: wanking it

Joelle: oohhh!

Kathy: procrastinating

Kathy: choking the Internet Chicken

Joelle: ok, I am so blogging that…

Don’t Mess with a Woman on a Deadline

Joelle — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:25:01 +0000

We’re both on tight deadlines and we’ve been having a lot of, let’s say, “challenges” with the outsourced development of a particular project, which was supposed to be delivered yesterday morning.

Kathy: he told me 3 hours so if its not in my lap at 1:30

Kathy: hell is opening up and asses will burn.

Joelle: *sizzles*

I always enjoy her metaphors.

Break It Down!

Joelle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:06:00 +0000

Yet another glimpse into a work day…

Joelle: So, have you ever caught yourself doing like some weird dance and then thought, “what the hell?” and looked around like someone was watching you?

Kathy: hahahaha. yes. all the time.

Joelle: I was just totally doing a funky dance at my desk

Kathy: I did one earlier when i got out of the shower lol

Joelle: was it like a funky chicken or like a roger rabbit? cabbage patch? hustle? or just your own interpretive dance?

Kathy: it was kind of a version of a roger rabbit but with less oomph

Joelle: lol! mine was kind of a combo of the Snake and that 70’s dance where they look like they’re hitchiking. Kind of like a hand-jive, I guess.

Kathy: I was just doing the chair bounce as we speak

Joelle: sometimes it’s just the neck

Joelle: *neck*

Kathy: HAHAHAHHA *neck*

Kathy: speaking of… i need some actual music to do this to

Joelle: wait, you had no music?!

Kathy: no hahahaha

Joelle: truly the beat of your own drum, sister. *neck*

So, it’s possible you’re thinking we’re a little weird or just found out you’re not alone. Surely we’re not the only ones who’ve done this. So… what’s your “move”?

Just a reminder if anyone is interested, we’ll be talking to the girls of ChickChat Radio, Heidi and Lara, tonight on XM Channel 155 (Take Five) at 8:05pm EST / 5:05pm PST about our book The IT Girls Guide to Blogging with Moxie. If you don’t have XM, you can hear this and all the rest of their shows via podcast.