Tenth Muse » big rubber fist http://tenth-muse.com Fabulous since 1973. Blogging since 2003. Drinking since noon. Mon, 21 May 2012 18:32:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Dinner Conversations http://tenth-muse.com/2008/07/dinner-conversations/ http://tenth-muse.com/2008/07/dinner-conversations/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:32:00 +0000 Joelle http://tenth-muse.com/?p=258

Joelle: I want mexican food.

Kathy: I want a smoothie and a big rubber fist.

Joelle: I either hear someone’s vibrator… or an electric guitar.

Kathy: What if it’s both?

]]> http://tenth-muse.com/2008/07/dinner-conversations/feed/ 1 The Gift That Keeps on Giving http://tenth-muse.com/2007/12/the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/ http://tenth-muse.com/2007/12/the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:44:00 +0000 Joelle http://tenth-muse.com/?p=56 Continue reading →]]> Just now, during our usual “I just mailed your Christmas preseeeeeeeent!” tease we do every year.

Joelle: I think you’re going to be really happy with your gift. It’s solely for you, it indulges no one else but you. It’s for you to totally enjoy and tell everyone else to piss off.

Kathy: do i need to open it in private? my parents will be here.  hahahaha!

Joelle: no. lol. it’s all G-rated

Kathy: ok, just checking before I open a giant rubber fist in front of my mother.

Well, shoot! There goes her birthday gift.  *sigh*

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