Joelle: I want mexican food.

Kathy: I want a smoothie and a big rubber fist.

Joelle: I either hear someone’s vibrator… or an electric guitar.

Kathy: What if it’s both?

Just now, during our usual “I just mailed your Christmas preseeeeeeeent!” tease we do every year.

Joelle: I think you’re going to be really happy with your gift. It’s solely for you, it indulges no one else but you. It’s for you to totally enjoy and tell everyone else to piss off.

Kathy: do i need to open it in private? my parents will be here.  hahahaha!

Joelle: no. lol. it’s all G-rated

Kathy: ok, just checking before I open a giant rubber fist in front of my mother.

Well, shoot! There goes her birthday gift.  *sigh*

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