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Joelle said around lunch time on December 15, 2003

My car won’t start. I think it’s the starter… again.  I just put in a brand new starter before I moved here. WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME, JUDY?

I turn the key and it kind of chugged for a second and things flickered and then nothing. Then it was just click click click.  The fan blows, things light up, but I can’t afford a new car nor can afford to fix this car that won’t start.

And to top it all off, I’ve been paying for Roadside Rescue through my Sprint phone for years now, but somehow when I changed numbers, something fell apart and now no one will come out.

Joy.