W-O-M-A-N. I’ll Say It Again.
Joelle said in the late morning on February 18, 2008
Since Kathy and I recently appeared on a gay-themed radio show, I’ve received a surprising amount of transgender, transexual, cross-dressing or drag queen (which are all different, by the way, kids!) friend requests on my MySpace account. The guest host on that show, the super-fabulous Hedda Lettuce (Miss Lettuce if you’re nasty!), honored me with a spot in her Top 8 and since then, my friend requests have been extra queer-tastic! I’ve met some really interesting and funny people.
A couple requests have been fairly unorthodox pick-up lines (no, I’d rather not suck your foot sweat from your pantyhose, sir), but most of the requests have been nice and complimentary. I say more power to you, ladies. Go on with your bad selves! I know and love some amazing people who are an assortment of the above and I think everyone should just be whomever they are and, not to put too fine a point on it, to hell with ‘em if someone doesn’t like it.
That said, I received this note in a friend request yesterday:
Honey, you look FIERCE!! Whos you’re doctor??/??
I’ll let the inaccurate use of “you’re” slide, but come on. Come on. Who’s my doctor? Um… Planned Parenthood? I’m flattered and yet… what the hell?












from Seattle
i’d be wondering WTH too. it’s a strange compliment. and yet, still a compliment.
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@sizzle: RIGHT! Part of me is pleased they think I look “fierce”, the other part is like… “for a dude?” Again, I say… WTH? haha!
He’s jealous of you’re* yaybia.
from my pants!
You should have told him Doc Johnson.
<---perv
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@slackmistress: hahaha! That would have been funny. Damn, I wish I’d have thought of that.
But still… I’m fierce! *snap* I’ll just ignore the implied “for a dude”.
from West Palm Beach, FL • Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
*tucks*
Man, that’s how far that went over my head. I assumed, when I read that, that they meant they were asking who did your plastic surgery, like, face lift and such.
You totally don’t look like a dude, or a dude who’s been, like, un-dude-ified.
from Pasadena, CA
It’s true, you’re very convincing as a female. :D
from Charlotte, NC
Man, again! This time you made me snarf my Fresca.
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@Heather: Fresca snarfer!
@Atomic: Thank you. I like to think so. haha!