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Joelle said during happy hour on November 24, 2004

My mind needs to clear of clutter before I begin anything resembling creativity, so I bring you mindless on a platter… a meme.  Stolen from Raven.

1. If you could duct tape someone you dislike into a lawn chair and make them listen to three songs over and over and over, who would the person be and what would the songs be?
I don’t dislike anyone enough to make them listen to Billy Idol’s Mony, Mony, Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Under the Bridge or the Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  Ok, maybe I do.

2. If you could smash a pie in George W. Bush’s face, what flavor would it be?
Turd Meringue.

3. What’s your favorite sandwich?
Roma tomatoes, basil and fresh mozzarella on toasted ciabatta with a drizzle of balsamic vinagrette.  Or a P.B. & J.

4. What kind of underwear do you prefer?
Right now, I’m loving the Hanes cling-to-your-body-ultra-sheer-show-no-panty-line-barely-there panties.  Of course, that’s the unofficial name.  I also like the little tanga boy-shorts.  Or none.

5. Describe your favorite shoes.
Beaten to hell black low-rise Chuck Taylor classics. I love those shoes so much.  I need a new pair, but I hate to part with these; they’re broken in just perfectly.  I also love my black mary janes with the star cut-outs on the toes and my mouse slippers.

6. Do you have a piggy bank? How much is in it?
I have a change dish in the living room where I dump my change at the end of the day. There’s probably like $10 in there. I use it for laundry money.

7. Would you wear bright orange pants if they fit great and were of superior quality?
Hell yes.  If my ass looked great in a pair of pants of superior quality, I don’t care if they’re neon plaid. I’d be parading my neon plaid ass all up n’ down the street yelling, “Look at my ass!  Look at my ass!”.  Or maybe I’d stay home. I’m not sure. But yes, I’d wear them.

8. Scott Peterson: life without parole or the death penalty?
Both. Twice.

9. Would you rather drive a Saturn with dents and a bad paint job that ran great or a BMW that looked great but had frequent engine troubles?
Sadly, I drive a Cavalier that has dents and a bad paint job but it runs ok, so yeah. That one. It’s paid off, so I’ll drive it until I have to punch out the floorboard and power it with my feet.  But long for a baby blue convertible Thunderbird.

10. What actor or actress would you refuse to go to the Academy Awards with?
Ray Liotta or Russell Crowe. They might get some of their smarm on my Valentino.

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