In Our Lunch Box
Joelle said around lunch time on July 16, 2008
Over a salad, Kathy and I were perusing our new guilty pleasure, TrueHookupConfessions.com. If your eyes are virginal or you’re pure of heart or… whatever, don’t read any further.
Joelle: Whoa, it’s Blogasm 2.0!
Remember that old site? http://truehookupconfessions.com/
Kathy: “I never got a BJ when I was single. Now I’m married, and my wife doesn’t do it. Somehow I feel like I’ve lived an incomplete life. Isn’t every guy entitled to at least one BJ in his life?”
Kathy: DUDE.
Joelle: Dude.
Joelle: Your wife is a bitch.
Kathy: totally!!!
Joelle: “please let me get laid today”
Kathy: damn, people are horny!
Kathy: “I want to try anal with my new fella but last time it was awful… there was a mess and it hurt. Someone give me pointers.”
Kathy: here’s a tip....don’t do it in the ass.
Joelle: hahahaha!
Kathy: try your VAGINA.
Joelle: HAHAHA!
Kathy: hahahaha
Kathy: “I love tossing salad, and having it tossed. I get shivers thinking about it.”
Kathy: Remind me not to share drinks with people
Joelle: *puts down fork*
Moxie Design Studios™
from Pasadena, CA
More proof that it’s a mad mad mad mad world… Freaky too.
Um… there was a mess and it hurt?
THERE WAS A MESS?
Does this strike anyone else with a giant EW?
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@amy t. hahahaha! You know, it did, but I was laughing so hard from Kathy’s comment that I didn’t think to address it. haha!
Why the hell people feel the need to air their dirty laundry (and to the messy ass sex person, I mean that literally) like that in public is absolutely beyond me. There’s just some things you don’t talk about in open public.
from West Palm Beach, FL • Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
Thanks Captain BUZZKILL!
At least there was no false navigating over anyone’s dick.
from Up your butt
“Entitled” to a BJ—just because you have a dick? BWAH! Yeah, right. I suppose his wife is entitled to give him one just because she has a mouth.