Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman with a Digital Camera and a Blog
Joelle said around mid-afternoon on January 7, 2008
Behold… the Weekend Warrior, who apparently keeps his head in the back of those saggy jeans because he just spent the last 15 minutes revving and idling in his driveway for no reason other than to stand back and admire it.
I’ve decided I don’t like this man. May the fliers of a 1000 penis pumps grace your mailbox, sir.
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That’s weird. Maybe he can’t actually ride it, so he just likes to rev the engine and pretend he’s a Harley biker.
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@lani: it is weird, isn’t it? that would be a whole lot of bike for someone who doesn’t ride. lol. Let’s hope he does!
from seattle
Girlfriend. You crack me up like no other. If I owned a Penis Pump business I would send him 1 million fliers!
from SD CA (this week) • Cocktail: Red Headed Slut
you should design a penis pump flyer for all of us to print and mail to him. i’d do it!!!
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@erin: hee! Oh, for a fleeting moment I wished you not a doggie photographer, but a penis pump mogul.
Thanks!
@chickrawker: if only… lol!
omgawd that is hilarious.
from Norfolk, VA
Total weirdo. (Him, not you!)
About 10 years ago, I called the Hair Club for Men and had a free video sent to a bothersome (and balding) neighbor.
from jupiter
Holy cow that man has ZERO ass. He also looks like Drew Peterson (the cop who killed his wife in Chicago).
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@girlplease: he has a murderer’s ass? How can you tell? Have you been checking out the asses of murderers again?!
from LSMO
LOL that is too funny. Those jeans - could they be any more hideous?
from West Palm Beach, FL • Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
“I bike.”
Kathy just made me guffaw. Thanks a lot for that, sista.
Joelle, please kick his ass already…
Oh, wait. What ass?
Just report him for noise pollution. What a waste of energy his “bike” is!
from New Jersey
By the looks of it, he received the 1000 penis pump fliers and stuck them in his baggy pants just for the benefit of a photo op. lol
I say, call up the local Hell’s Angels club. Tell them what’s happening. Tell them that Mr. Assless Weekend Warrior is giving bikers and riding a bad name. Hell, tell them he said bikers who belong to clubs are sissies who don’t have the stones to be independent.
Then stand back and watch the fireworks.
After, walk up to Mr. Assless and Bloody, and casually mention, “You know, this could have all been avoided if you’d simply not been a dicksmack with the engine revving. And you really shouldn’t roll your eyes at people; it’s rude.”
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
@Deltus: should I also stand heroically on his chest with a pair of stilettos and make him say my name?
I was reading this one and the linked one. Gawd, if this guy doesn’t call out for a little note to be left on his bike, something pre-printed about “hey, douche—if you’re gonna ride it, ride it; but if you’re just gonna go be a poser, would you turn the $@@#(*@ off. And then cite some local noise pollution ordinance in San Diego and include a pic of a glowering Actual Biker (Hell’s Angel type) leaving him the message. People like that are such a PITA. In the old crappy apartment complex I lived in in Seattle, one guy who extra loud pipes installed on his beater car used to literally wake the whole complex up every night when he rolled in from his job. The vibrations would set all the car alarms off near him, and even if they hadn’t, you could still hear the pipes. Douche-bag-i-mus to the max.
(I forgot to mention, when he rolled in from his job after 2:00 a.m. Because that was the best part—most able to disturb REM sleep. Excellent… I kept wanting to stuff a potatoe in the pipes. Say, there’s an idea...)
He was probably reminiscing his good old days when he could ride and had people to ride with!
That is hilarious!