We told you we support healthy boobs, so to help support Boobie-Thon™, Kathy and I decided to donate a too-good-to-be-true prize pack to the cause. This from the Boobie-Thon™ website:
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I’m worried that I knew this photo was taken in Target even before I saw the tags. Also, I’m happy to see something in that vortex of a store that I will absolutely never ever want to buy. Awesome.
from Los Angeles
Your Target already has the Breakfast Bag Lady Collection? Jealous!
It would take A LOT (of wine) to get me to wear plaid...and to throw bacon and eggs into the mix, well, we’re talkin’ shots of tequila.
from Clearwater, FL
Why am I secretly hoping my Target has this bag even though I know how wrong it would be to carry it? Hopefully the urge will be gone in the morning.
Wow, I had no idea that Target was now selling elementary school children’s home ec projects.
Dude. I would totally use this as my grocery bag, if the plaid were a different (darker) color.
I’d totally wear it over my head…
That bag is disturbing - and, as embarrassing as it is to admit this, I love it a little bit. I’m strangely drawn to it! I don’t know that I’d ever carry it, but it is darling. Maybe if I went to like, some sort of breakfast cooking seminar, I could use it to carry my materials or something. I don’t know. It’s cute and horrifying all at once.
I just realized it’s smiling at me. Maybe that’s why I love it. It’s friendly bacon!
At first, I thought this was a bib, in which case I would have said the eggs are where the boobs go.
Then I thought it might be an apron, in which case the eggs would be where the fallopian tubes are, so love the innuendo there.
But it’s a bag? It’s hideous. But yeah, Laura, there’s something compelling about friendly, smiling bacon…
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
I have to admit… the more I look at it, the more attractive it becomes.
from hell
ugh why do people continue to make ugly things.
from Monroe, OH • Cocktail: Espresso Martini
I’m a manager at That Place (not yours obviously, seeing as how I’m in Ohio)… and one of my coworkers said today that the only proper wearing of that bag would be to cut eye holes in the yolks, slit the bottom and stick it over his head. I really wish I could speak to why my company buys such things. Yikes.
from Charlotte, NC
HAH! I saw this on my last trip to Target and wanted to buy it just because of the bacon smile, but realized I had no need of a bag.
from Chicago
This kind of freaks me out.
from West Palm Beach, FL • Cocktail: Champagne Bellini
:| I am totally buying that.
from in that gaudy bag
Just say no.
ugliest bag ever. the only way i would ever use it was to turn it inside out. wait, what’s on the inside?
from bremen, germany • Cocktail: gin & tonic
OMG, a target shelf! i don’t care what’s hanging there. i REALLY miss target. *sniff*
from Colorado
This bag isn’t smiling at me. It looks really stressed out.
Is this a rorshak test?
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini
I swear I ALMOST bought this yesterday when I was in there…