Ah, Monday…

Joelle said around mid-morning on March 3, 2008

Joelle: how was your weekend?

Kathy: If I could do it over, I’d rather swallow hot pokers and crap them out sideways. How was yours?

She comes up with the best descriptions. I startled my neighbor with how loud I laughed at that.

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Picture of Atomic Bombshell Atomic Bombshell on March 3, 2008 at 5:14pm
from Pasadena, CA

HAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. I think we’ve all had days like that, so I hope it helps Kathy to know that not only is she hilarious, but she’s not alone.

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Picture of Manic Witch Manic Witch on March 3, 2008 at 6:26pm
Cocktail: Amaretto Stone Sour

And how do you reply to that?  Do you try to top her, or just bow to the mistress and lamely confess that yours was “eh, ok I guess”.

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Picture of Deltus Deltus on March 3, 2008 at 9:02pm

It still doesn’t touch the “it’s hotter than the underside of Satan’s nutsack” one.

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Picture of Joelle Joelle on March 4, 2008 at 6:08am
from San Diego, CA • Cocktail: slightly dirty Grey Goose martini

She is funny, isn’t she?  The other night at midnight I got a text that said, “Beef jerky telescope” and nothing else. I replied with “chicken wing maxipad”. I thought we were playing a spy game…

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Picture of Kathy Kathy on March 4, 2008 at 6:10am
from West Palm Beach, FL • Cocktail: Champagne Bellini

HAHAHA… Dude I forgot about the beef jerky telescope text.

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Picture of Deltus Deltus on March 4, 2008 at 7:32am

*is strolling along, hears “beef jerky telescope”, starts clucking like a chicken*

Damn you, post hypnotic suggestions!!!

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