Moxie Girl Joelle is a designer and author from San Diego.

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Deep-Fried American Summer

Joelle said in the late morning on July 7, 2008

The Squinty Twins
The one on the right is called "Boo-Boo." Aw!

I’ve been a big blogging slacker, but I swear I have a good excuse.  Like work and sunshine.  cheese  I went to the Del Mar Fair on the 4th of July.  I know it’s supposed to be called the San Diego County Fair now, but to hell with them. It will always be the Del Mar Fair to me. 

Mini Cupcakemikey, GFI and I got there before it opened and spent the majority of the time sifting through the assorted crap vendors in Bing Crosby Hall and the like. We stopped for cupcakes at a super cute booth that was decorated in pink and black and white with lime green accents and curly font. It looked like a website I did for a client once… only life-size.  A little surreal, but the cupcakes were good!  Three mini cupcakes in red velvet with cream cheese icing, chocolate on chocolate and vanilla cake with chocolate icing for $5.  It worked out perfectly; we each got a bite of every flavor. 

We got our handwriting analyzed because we had a sudden urge to piss away $3. The Fair does that. It’s like a state of fugue or something. One minute, you’re perfectly rational, bypassing the loud guy selling chamois, the mood-lipstick mistress, the uber-butch hocking cheese graters and then, without warning, “Let’s get our handwriting analyzed! It’s only $3!” And the next thing you know, you’ve corrupted your whole party.

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Moblog Entry

Joelle said around dinner time on July 2, 2008

I just realized that my first concert wasn’t the B52’s in ‘90.  It was Paul Anka in ‘80. Heh! How fitting.

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You Just Think You’re God’s Gift

Joelle said at some point on July 2, 2008

So, I was watching some TV show the other day and a woman made some comment about how her baby was going to be named Tyler, which means ‘Gift from God’.  Seriously?  hmmm

It’s quite often people say their precious cherub is named whatever and such because it means “God’s gift” or ”A gift from God” or some variation thereof.  That got me wondering… can all of these names really mean that or are people just so enamored with their own DNA that they want to believe that’s what it means? Or maybe they tell their kid that to make them feel more special or… whatever. 

I suppose there’s no harm in that.  I just think it seems a little pretentious or self-important somehow.  Like, what?  Your neighbor’s kid Eunice isn’t a gift from God because her name means “good victory”?  (If you believe in the Christian God, which many don’t.  I don’t, but let’s not go there — I’ve not had nearly enough coffee.)

Of course, I mean no offense to any Dorothys, Matthews, Theos or Johns out there whose names actually do mean ”gift of God”.  Or… well, anyone else who thinks their name means Gift of God… maybe it does.

Why I care is beyond me, but pointless thoughts are what this blog is all about.

For the record, my names according to some website I grabbed in a Google search (so therefore, they are accurate and all-knowing) mean ”Gatherer” and ”The Lord is God”… of course.  cheese

Dust Buffalo

Joelle said at some point on June 30, 2008

Spring CleaningI did some overhauling to my office area this weekend.  It was high time I pulled the whole desk apart so I could dust and vacuum behind it and all that jazz.

I consider myself a tidy person. I blow the dust out of my computers and whatnot all the time. I vacuum and dust on a pretty regular basis, but I also leave my windows open a lot for the bay breeze.  I had no idea how much dust could accumulate behind a desk. Sweet moses!

Spring CleaningTo say there were dust bunnies would be a massive understatement.  It was more like a stampede of dust sheep.  Or maybe like… bison.  Lots of dust!  Huge dust! Live nude dust!  You could see the outline of where my desk and chair mat used to be and I was mortified to the point of almost running to Target to buy a carpet steamer.  I figured a good vacuuming and a little foaming carpet cleaner should do the trick.  It did!  Wow… aside from the usual traffic wear, it looks like new carpet! I’m totally doing this once a season instead of… uh… once a year. oh oh *looks shifty*

Spring Cleaning Oh, and that magical Conceal Surge Protector?  I was sorely disappointed. It really doesn’t fit anything much.  Almost all my plugs had big huge adapters on them, so out of the alleged 7 plugs available I could only fit 3 cords and then it wouldn’t close.  Not the most well-thought-out design. Spring CleaningA good idea in theory, but the execution… c’mon, Belkin!  Use your noggin!  I’ll be returning that to Fry’s, thank you.  I guess I’m stuck with the Electrical Trash Heap for now… but at least it’s hidden. grin


Nevermind the Bollocks

Joelle said around mid-afternoon on June 28, 2008



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