Rich in Proteins and Emollients

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

So this conversation just happened.

Kathy: How am I supposed to take a product seriously if they claim it contains ” summer snowflake bulb extract”? Was it harvested by nymphs on the Isles de Harmony?

Me: “It contains the tears of rare pink-tailed unicorns and the crystaline ballsweat of the enchanted forest imp.”

Kathy: Certified Organic ballsweat of the enchanted forest imp…
Kathy: this is another ingredient, and they’re totally serious
Kathy: Monk’s Pepper Berry Extract

Me: Ingredients: twigs, leaves, tibetan monk balls, water, fairy dander, pegasus dandelion ear wax and natural fragrances.

Kathy: tibetan monk ball extract.
Kathy: I dont pay 30 bucks for monk ball extract

Me: Warning: Processed in a facility that also processes pixie farts.

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5 Comments

1/25/12 14:49 sizzle:

That’s hysterical.

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1/25/12 15:06 Mel:

I’m gonna need a price on non-tibetan monk ball extract.

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1/26/12 7:21 Chari:

Pixie farts ::snorts::

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1/26/12 8:49 Mary:

You crack me up!

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2/14/12 7:24 girlplease:

Are these new songs by Taylor Swift?

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