Ah, Bitches, I’ve Missed You So…

  • November 18th, 2008

What is it about women (and men, too, but in a different way) that makes them go out of their way to be completely unwarranted shrews? I just don’t get it, though I suppose this is me being a completely warranted shrew.  cheese I expect to get some dirt slung my way for some of my more candid reviews about certain establishments, but a nitpick on a 5-star review buried in the annals of my Yelp profile?  I had to laugh… and yeah, I took the bait because it’s baffling to me how small some people can be and… well, sometimes it’s just fun.

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20 insightful thoughts

CLD said on 11/18/08 @ 10:18am

*snort*

You’re much too polite. smile

lyn said on 11/18/08 @ 10:41am

wow. what a stupid thing to nitpick. it’s amazing to me that there are so many trolls on the interweb that spend their time doing this crap. seriously, wtf?

Joelle said on 11/18/08 @ 10:46am

The mind reels, doesn’t it?  of ALL the things to choose… haha!

Jennifer said on 11/18/08 @ 11:16am

I would also like to point out she said BRINING infamy!  So, apparently it means making infamy salty?

Joelle said on 11/18/08 @ 11:17am

haha!  I didn’t catch that!  grin

Atomic Bombshell said on 11/18/08 @ 11:51am

Unreal! That chick should get a life.

Karen said on 11/18/08 @ 12:14pm

She’s probably one of those people that uses “irregardless” instead of “regardless” or “unthaw” instead of “defrost”. 

She should have definitely proofed her own entry before she posted it though.  It’s hard to take her critique seriously when she has errors in her own post.  Non?

chepooka said on 11/18/08 @ 3:26pm

What an illustrious douchebag.

patois said on 11/18/08 @ 4:43pm

Crack me up! I’m just always amazed when people do stuff like that. I shouldn’t be, but I am.

Joelle said on 11/18/08 @ 5:37pm

@Karen: omg, people actually say “unthaw”?!  That doesn’t even make sense!

Ms. Pants said on 11/19/08 @ 7:32am

Is this one of those “No Friends/No Reviews” assholes?  (Because no picture always makes me look directly to NFNR-asshole status.)

You were way too kind.  I’d have responded much… differently.  With a lot more “fuck” words.

Joelle said on 11/19/08 @ 7:46am

Oh, you know me…. I’m the “Kill ‘em with Kindness” type.  Unless there’s vodka.

Ms. Pants said on 11/20/08 @ 7:45am

I bet her breff smells like goat MEAT.

Mike B said on 11/20/08 @ 11:24pm

To hell with the catfight….show us a full version of your yelp picture!  It’s small but it sure looks like a great picture!  Prrrr……

Mike

Joelle said on 11/21/08 @ 7:29am

Thanks, Mike. You could always just go to my Yelp profile.  lol!

female libido enhancer said on 11/28/08 @ 6:15pm

just passed by and saw your colorful blog, its seems fun to be in here reading your post.. good luck

strayfarce said on 12/02/08 @ 9:27am

thaw means to change from a frozen to soft state, so wouldn’t “unthaw” mean “to freeze” and therefore be the opposite of defrost?  I mean…it’s just…..*brain explodes*

(Agree though.  In the mighty words of Rizzo, “Some people are so touchy” What a silly person!)

Mike B said on 12/02/08 @ 1:51pm

Thanks, Mike. You could always just go to my Yelp profile.  lol!

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Don’tcha think I *tried* that, eh? smile It wanted me to log in, since I didn’t

have an account.

Oh well.  It’s a very nice shot of you, one of many.  Take care!!

Mike

Christy said on 12/02/08 @ 5:00pm

This is obviously someone who is jealous that they couldn’t write as witty and entertaining of a review as yours.

Let me nitpick.  What is up with the ( with no closing )?  That bugs me.

Also, last time I checked, when you start a new sentence you do so with a capital letter.

So there, Renee.  LOL

DateWithKate said on 12/03/08 @ 9:05am

Just found your blog. Love it! The nitpicker in this post is a really sad bored little person because she can’t write as well as you.

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