Over a salad, Kathy and I were perusing our new guilty pleasure, TrueHookupConfessions.com. If your eyes are virginal or you’re pure of heart or… whatever, don’t read any further.
Joelle: Whoa, it’s Blogasm 2.0!
Remember that old site? http://truehookupconfessions.com/
Kathy: “I never got a BJ when I was single. Now I’m married, and my wife doesn’t do it. Somehow I feel like I’ve lived an incomplete life. Isn’t every guy entitled to at least one BJ in his life?”
Kathy: DUDE.
Joelle: Dude.
Joelle: Your wife is a bitch.
Kathy: totally!!!
Joelle: “please let me get laid today”
Kathy: damn, people are horny!
Kathy: “I want to try anal with my new fella but last time it was awful… there was a mess and it hurt. Someone give me pointers.”
Kathy: here’s a tip….don’t do it in the ass.
Joelle: hahahaha!
Kathy: try your VAGINA.
Joelle: HAHAHA!
Kathy: hahahaha
Kathy: “I love tossing salad, and having it tossed. I get shivers thinking about it.”
Kathy: Remind me not to share drinks with people
Joelle: *puts down fork*
More proof that it’s a mad mad mad mad world… Freaky too.
Um… there was a mess and it hurt?
THERE WAS A MESS?
Does this strike anyone else with a giant EW?
@amy t. hahahaha! You know, it did, but I was laughing so hard from Kathy’s comment that I didn’t think to address it. haha!
Why the hell people feel the need to air their dirty laundry (and to the messy ass sex person, I mean that literally) like that in public is absolutely beyond me. There’s just some things you don’t talk about in open public.
Thanks Captain BUZZKILL!
At least there was no false navigating over anyone’s dick.
“Entitled” to a BJ—just because you have a dick? BWAH! Yeah, right. I suppose his wife is entitled to give him one just because she has a mouth.