Speaking of media bullshit, mikey just sent me a link to this new game from Playstation 3: FAT PRINCESS. Lovely.
Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield.
Yeah, that’s helping.
Um…just…wow.
That’s almost depressing.
Aside from the obvious offense, that game looks stupid.
@chepooka: haha! doesn’t it? *snore*
Now, if they would have turned the princess into a cyborg ninja, NOW you’d have a game!