Under the Strobelight
- May 29th, 2008
Pretty soon she’ll have a whole woodland creatures comedy set.
Joelle: I need one of those remote light switches like in the infomercials.
Kathy: you need The Clapper!
Joelle: yes, but when I have sex, it might be like a disco. *hustles* Ooee ooee!
Kathy: *slap slap slap slap slap*
Kathy: ball to ass contact should be a caveat on the box. “Clapper may not work if you shave your beav.”
Joelle: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a theme.
got one of your own? share it.
Why, SPANK you. I just spit coffee on the keyboard.
/screams of laughter
Is there a name for that ball to ass slapping sound? I think there should be. We have words for queefing and taint, so nothing is sacred.