I make an active effort to take pleasure in the little things. One of those little things is the ”How-To of the Day” that feeds into my Google homepage. It’s rare that I don’t smile at their group of random topics.
Tomorrow it could be ”How to Embalm” and ”How to Make Vegan Pancakes”. You just never know.
Wow, those are all awesome in their own way, and then combined?? OMG!!
I am wondering though if the first one is “how to crochet a hat that looks like a cat” or “how to crochet a hat for your cat”? I think the latter would be the more awesome option!
Well, that leaves the potential for some bizzare instructions. “How to embalm” just foreshadows the potential. Of course, it doesn’t help that I have a sick mind at times.
Call me when it says “how to wipe your own ass”.
Does one get one of those cool “gun repair, veterinary technition, etc.” certificates?
Dude, Fluffy looks most pissed over her new hat.
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I read that last one as How to restore a native pirahna.
I would have sworn that said “How to Make Vagina Pancakes”.
Note to self: Get mind out of the gutter.