Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
So last night, Kathy and I were on IM reminiscing about the “old days” when we first started blogging… when we first met back in 2003. Awww. Kathy pulled out a bunch of photos of this giant inflatable party penis I sent her in the mail. WHY I sent her a giant inflatable party penis, I have no idea. She sent me a tiara. But anyway, I did and hilarity ensued, which you can check out on Kathy’s blog. Bear in mind, that was back in 2004 or so. When you’ve designed 200 blogs in a year with practically no day off, that’s what happens.
So last night,after she posted her entry, I noticed her stylesheet wouldn’t load. For those of you looking at me like I have an extra head on backwards, it means all the “pretty” was missing. It was just a plain black and white site that looked all crazy. And this is the conversation that followed:
(And yes, we’re total blasphemers. You’ll get over it. )
Joelle: your whole site is doing it. I just tried to comment and the stylesheet just gave me the finger.
Kathy: maybe its these pics?
Joelle: I KNOW! I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Joelle: It’s PENIS!
Joelle: I used the word penis in an entry title once and it blocked it.
Joelle: take it out of the blacklist
Kathy: I KNOW I KNOW WHAT IT IS… ITS PENIS
Kathy: HAHHAHAHA you’re so funny dude HAHAHA
Kathy: maybe I should change the title all together
Joelle: well, that blows! There has to be a way to fix this.
Joelle: We should be able to SAY PENIS.
Kathy: “penis breaks my css”
Joelle: that made me think of “Jesus built my hotrod.”
Joelle: What did the CSS say to Expression Engine?
Joelle: “I break for penis.”
Then, quiet for about 3 minutes.
Kathy: May Penis be with you.
Joelle: and also with you.
Kathy: it would be so funny if you interchanged “penis” with “peace” during a catholic mass
Joelle: it would be funny to replace penis with anything in church, really.
Kathy: “Let us give penis to those around us”
Joelle: “Say 20 Hail Penises and your sins are absolved.”
Joelle: “Spiritus Sanctus Penis”
Kathy: “In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Penis”
Joelle: “Please open your hymn books to page 34 and let us sing, ‘What a Friend We Have in Penis’”
Joelle: What if Noah had to build a really big PENIS before the floods came?
Kathy: Noah’s Penis?
Joelle: that’s my favorite punk band
Kathy: *bangs her penis*
Joelle: “By the power vested in me, you may kiss your penis.”
Kathy: I promise to love, honor and cherish your penis
Joelle: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s penis.”
Joelle: gives a whole new perspective to Moses and the Burning Bush.
Kathy: oh my penis
Joelle: “Penis wept.”
Kathy: this is possibly the funniest thing Ive read in months lol
Joelle: I may need to post this conversation tomorrow…