So last night, Kathy and I were on IM reminiscing about the “old days” when we first started blogging… when we first met back in 2003. Awww. Kathy pulled out a bunch of photos of this giant inflatable party penis I sent her in the mail. WHY I sent her a giant inflatable party penis, I have no idea. She sent me a tiara. But anyway, I did and hilarity ensued, which you can check out on Kathy’s blog. Bear in mind, that was back in 2004 or so. When you’ve designed 200 blogs in a year with practically no day off, that’s what happens.
So last night,after she posted her entry, I noticed her stylesheet wouldn’t load. For those of you looking at me like I have an extra head on backwards, it means all the “pretty” was missing. It was just a plain black and white site that looked all crazy. And this is the conversation that followed:
(And yes, we’re total blasphemers. You’ll get over it. 
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Joelle: your whole site is doing it. I just tried to comment and the stylesheet just gave me the finger.
Kathy: maybe its these pics?
Joelle: I KNOW! I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
Joelle: It’s PENIS!Kathy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Joelle: I used the word penis in an entry title once and it blocked it.
Joelle: take it out of the blacklistKathy: hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kathy: I KNOW I KNOW WHAT IT IS… ITS PENIS
Kathy: HAHHAHAHA you’re so funny dude HAHAHA
Kathy: maybe I should change the title all togetherJoelle: well, that blows! There has to be a way to fix this.
Joelle: We should be able to SAY PENIS.Kathy: “penis breaks my css”
Joelle: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Joelle: that made me think of “Jesus built my hotrod.”
Joelle: What did the CSS say to Expression Engine?
Joelle: “I break for penis.”Then, quiet for about 3 minutes.
Kathy: May Penis be with you.
Joelle: and also with you.
Kathy: it would be so funny if you interchanged “penis” with “peace” during a catholic mass
Joelle: it would be funny to replace penis with anything in church, really.
Kathy: “Let us give penis to those around us”
Joelle: “Say 20 Hail Penises and your sins are absolved.”
Kathy: HAHAHHAHA
Joelle: “Spiritus Sanctus Penis”
Kathy: “In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Penis”
Joelle: AMEN!
Kathy: LOL
Joelle: “Please open your hymn books to page 34 and let us sing, ‘What a Friend We Have in Penis’”
Kathy: HAHHAHAHHAHA
Joelle: What if Noah had to build a really big PENIS before the floods came?
Kathy: Noah’s Penis?
Joelle: that’s my favorite punk band
Kathy: *bangs her penis*
Joelle: HAHAHAHAHA
Joelle: “By the power vested in me, you may kiss your penis.”Kathy: I promise to love, honor and cherish your penis
Joelle: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s penis.”
Joelle: gives a whole new perspective to Moses and the Burning Bush.Kathy: oh my penis
Joelle: “Penis wept.”
Kathy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAA
Kathy: this is possibly the funniest thing Ive read in months lolJoelle: I may need to post this conversation tomorrow…
Ya’ll are horrible!
(I love it!)
I have not laughed to the point of tears in a good, long while.
Thank You. And the Penis.
whew.
AHAHAHAHAHA! I swear this is the funniest thing I’ve heard in months.
Penis is the new smurf.
Blaspheme. That’s how we roll.
HAHA!!! That is hilarious.
Yep, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You get a couple of chicks together talking for a little while, the conversation topic will come around to cock. You filthy people you…
(Seriously, though: “What A Friend We Have In Penis”? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
That’s the funniest thing that I have read in a month. You two crack me up.
absolutely hysterical. thank you thank you… this laugh saved my night. lmfpo (laughing my flockin penis off?
you girls rock
“Penis wept.” Ahaha!!! Love it. The wit between the two of y’all is just astounding.
May penis be with you. and also with you.
hahaha that one got me cracking up, especially since there was 3 minutes of quite right before. you girls are quick, no hestitation with the “and also with you”!
I was howling, but lost it entirely at “Penis wept”. Maybe the visual I got in my sad, tired little brain did it.
Thank you.
Oh, and the word identification? Is it coincidence that this one is “hard”?
I think not.
hahaha! Well, I’m so glad that you enjoyed it.
“The power of penis compels you”.
I have a giant (several feet tall) inflatable penis that was the extra guest at my bachelorette party/bar crawl in my college town. We carried it around town, and I charged people $1 to sign it. We have a picture of a mounted police officer signing it. At the end of the night, some crazy drunk guy saw it from across the room, charged at it and BIT a whole in it. Mind you, this thing is like an inflatable pool toy. He must have been really hungry or really pissed. It deflated on the spot and now lays in a rubbermaid tub in my garage with Halloween decorations. I think it came with a patch kit but I have yet to fix it.
Ha ha!
Penis. Nice
I always lost the “penis” game.
I didn’t snort until I got to “Penis wept.” Bwahhh! I’m glad you blog these conversations.
LOL – My favorite line… “gives a whole new perspective to Moses and the Burning Bush”
ROTFLMAO!
That’s the funniest thing that I have read this week. You two crack me up. Thanks
I love it. Thanks ladies.