Macho, Macho Man
- November 26th, 2007
Ross sent me the link to this image today. There are so many things off with this ad, I don’t even know where to begin. The name? The model? The flavors?
I’m not entirely sure what flavor “lime erotica” is, nor “liquorice”. And any man who smells of fruit ambrosia is suspect… unless he’s working the tropical drink bar on the Lido deck of the Love Boat.
And guess what? It doesn’t burn! How great is that? Now you, too, can smell and taste like a big fruitcake without that pesky burning sensation. The miracles of science, I tell you.
I’m seriously tempted to write to the company, just to see what happens. Maybe I’ll end up with a real “chocolate moose”.
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“Macho Flavor” = Cigarettes & Buttsweat.
I’m going to go into Starbucks and order a “mint frappe.”
My favorite by far is “chocolate moose”. HAHAHAHA.
They don’t give you enough information. Important questions need to be answered before I’ll risk $5. Questions like, “Will it have any chemical reactions with Crisco?”
@slackmistress: I knew I could count on you. Nothing says “good morning!” like cigarettes and buttsweat. lol.
@geeky: me, too!
@merseydotes: what exactly constitutes a “frappe” anyway?
Buttsweat. Ugh. stop!
Is that a pic of Bob Conrad of Wild, Wild, West fame? Good lord.
Please tell me this isn’t a recent ad. Please!
It looks like a young man’s face was poorly photoshopped over an old man’s body.
The moose is killing me. LOL
Perhaps “lime erotica” is created after that man rubs a lime where the sun doesn’t shine.
Sign me up.
At $4.50 I can try ALL the flavors.
that guy sorta looks like your dad.
@moxierain: it’s funny you say that. My dad did have a similar haircut, but of course, was much better looking.
hehe!
Dear Lord,
When I asked you to send me something sexy and yummy to play with I SURE didn’t mean that.
Thank you,
Love, Margi
P.S. Jo? That ad is STRAIGHT out of the wife-swappin’ key-party 70s. Yeeech.
P.S.S. ROFL! Captcha is “big.” Indubitably.