Comments on: Because They Don’t Have a “Shut Up, You Idiot.” of the Month Club

By: Deltus

Deltus — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:43:01 +0000

Um, that got me to thinking… it’s usually the mother’s job to give the daughters “the little talk”, right? Right??

By: amy t.

amy t. — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 13:02:45 +0000

I’ll tell you what… A chocolate club membership would have been much more appreciated (and much less mortifying) than the flowers my dad had delivered to the house made out to his “little woman.”

It’s been 18 years and I’m STILL mortified by that.

By: Kathy

Kathy — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 07:36:45 +0000

I wonder if they can time your delivery date each month to coincinde with your PMS schedule.

Speaking of… *checks calendar*

By: geeky

geeky — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:56:27 +0000

Where do I sign up? I heart Vosges.

By: lani

lani — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:43:25 +0000

Or maybe mom (or whomever) could skip the whole uncomfortable talk and just hand you the gift box of chocolates and Chocolate of the Month Club membership with one of those diagrams Icyshard’s talking about in it. I was on my own when it came to learning about this stuff so chocolates would have helped. A LOT.

By: Icyshard

Icyshard — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:54:09 +0000

OMG, did you actually get a demonstration? Do most girls get one?? I never did–I just assumed that’s why every box includes those diagrams!

By: Geggie

Geggie — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:53:44 +0000

I bought a Goji Bar and a Woolloomooloo Bar today.

I’ve tasted pretty much all of them, even the Bacon Bar! My faves are the Naga and the Goji.

By: zengrrl

zengrrl — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:06:17 +0000

I swear I must be the only woman I’ve ever known/met who doesn’t care about chocolate. Oh, I’ll eat an M&M;if it’s in front of me, but I’ve never craved chocolate and I almost always tend to go for non-chocolate types of candy/desserts.

And the thing is people keep giving me chocolates as gifts. My roommate usually benefits from it all. LOL

By: Louise

Louise — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:42:54 +0000

Hmmm… maybe if we talked to the Vosges people really nicely, they would become Official Sponsors to the Womanly Rite of Passage?

By: kat

kat — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:09:43 +0000

That would work for me, especially today of all days! Where do I sign up?