Tenth Musee

Do things automatically get upgraded if you put them “on ice”? Like, “Disney… on ice!” Sure, Disney is ok, but man, you put it on ice and you can really pack butts in the seats.

Personally, I know my vodka is better on ice.

And what the hell is a “capade” anyway? like, are there only capades of ice? Sure, it’s a take off on “escapades”, but really? Shouldn’t it be one word, then?  I mean, we don’t have the Monster Truck Capades, right?

I’ll shut up now.