So, I emailed “Will” and basically gave it to him with both barrels, demanding to know what he meant and why so cryptic and who the hell does he think he is, etc.. I let him know under no uncertain terms that if we truly have “the same father”, then say so. This is not a funny joke. If not, I would be contacting his company to let them know what he’s doing to women on the internet.
But, he replied. Here are some excerpts:
I was a preacher in prisons. Anyway, after I left that horrible post I couldn’t sleep last night, so I prayed. When I asked him to forgive me, he said I should apologize to you first. He knows your name (surprised?). Please, please, please forgive me.I didn’t mean to cause such a stir. It’s just that when I see jokes about him, I’m a little too quick to “pick up the sword”. People have been making fun of him for 2000 years and will continue to, till the last day. I don’t know why I found your blog. I don’t know why I just started e-mailing you like I knew you or something. I do know that he loves you, and has seen what you’ve done for those less fortunate than you. I guess that’s why.
Ok, then. So we have “the same father” as in God. Yeeeeah. Jesus knows my name. Well, I’d hope so. I mean, I don’t believe in Jesus, but if he did exist and is all that everyone says he is, he’d better know my name. Shit, Santa knows my name, I expect Jesus would, as well. If Jesus doesn’t know my name, apparently, he can google it. I don’t know if I should feel like an asshole or if I should still think this is creepy.
Anyway, so he’s apparently neither my brother nor visiting again, as I’ve banned his IP. Happy Holidays.
