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- October 25th, 2004
I hit the urgent care. Many things: sinus infection, upper and lower respiratory infection and my favorite, a “major trapezius spasm”, which is causing the searing pain in my right arm. woo.
Many drugs. Many, many drugs, including a muscle relaxer which is, as I type this, taking effect and doing it with the delicate caress of a cement truck. Passing out is imminent, but I am alive, I’m gonna live, but I just need to knock this crap out of me. And yes, I got a refill (many, many refills) on my albuterol. woo squared.
To my clients, thank you so much for your patience. You are the best. I should be back in business by Wednesday at the latest, but I’ve been prescribed sleep, a massage, some rest and then more sleep. And considering that I feel like pureed poop on a triscuit, I won’t argue.
Happy monday.
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