Cinnamon Asshole

I was forced to scout out a Starbucks this morning due to my coffeemaker’s demise.  I’d heard that the Pumpkin Spice Lattes were back for the season and I love pumpkin anything.  I do not love this.  It tastes like gym socks.  At best, it tastes like gym socks soaked in pumpkin-flavored milk.  I had trouble detecting actual coffee.  How many damn squirts of syrup do they put in those cups before they make a latte?  Damn!  I might as well have been drinking straight from the syrup bottle like a hamster.

Not that hamsters drink from syrup bottles.  I have no idea what I’m talking about.

In other news, thank you thank you goes out to Whitters for the awesome dishtowels she sent as a housewarming gift and to Joooolie, who totally outdid herself with a set of gorgeous stemware that she etched herself with little stars.  She knows stars are my favorite shape, but in some cosmic twist of fate, I actually broke 4 of my wine glasses in the move; how did you know?  Beautiful!  Thank you both so much!

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