me: I’ve made an executive decision.

her: *gulp*

me: Fridays are Hashbrown Friday.

me: and so it is written.

her: *applause*

me: thank you, thank you…

me: I do what I can.

her: Hashbrown Friday

her: i like it

her: now if only i had some hashbrowns

me: I have tater tots. I think that counts.

her: i crave doritos when im hungover

me: are you hungover??

her: a wee

me: you need hashbrowns.

her: mmmmmm

me: after all, it IS Hasbrown Friday.

her: SHOW ME YOUR TOTS!!!!!

me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA