Carnation Low Carb Low Fat French Vanilla Creamer is my new lover. If I could get the creamer and 100 calorie snack packs in some kind of food orgy, I would be a happy woman.
1/2 cup of quick oats is enough oatmeal to spackle a wall with.
The 2 mile Walk Away the Pounds DVD is 100 times easier than it was last year. But Leslie is still annoying as hell.
According to mikey (and upon inspection, I have to agree), the bruise on my ass does not look like Texas. It looks like a little horse. A little purple horse that was beaten with high-heeled sandals with cute little stars on them.
Here, I have a present for you. Because I like to buy my affection like that.
Joy Division – She’s Lost Control
Siouxsie & the Banshees – Happy House
The Pixies – No. 13 Baby
Oingo Boingo – Elevator Man
P.I.L. – This Is Not a Love Song
Do I really need to say “right-click and save-as”?
