Tenth Musee

ali: okay…so…a man and a woman are at a bus stop….it starts raining.  the man has an umbrella, the woman doesn’t

me: ok…

ali: the woman and the man are giving each other coy …”haha…its raining” looks

ali: the man finally shares his umbrella with the woman and then you hear…

ali: “summers eve….be feminine….be confident…”

ali: WHAT???

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ali: so your chonch smells good and you can share the umbrella??

ali: wtf dude

ali: “hey there stranger… my crotch doesn’t smell like butt…. can i get some umbrella?”