Partied So Hard I Broke My Ass
- August 8th, 2004
You know it’s a good party when you not only wake up still drunk, but everyone is broken. I’ve got a bruise the size of Wisconsin on my right butt cheek from where I fell off the bed… onto Julie’s shoes (and it’s all swollen!). mikey split his eyelid open flinging open the hotel room door and Julie and I both have bruises all over.
Oh my god. We are/were SO hungover. We had a blast though. You can see photos here and here and here. There are more to come and boobs akimbo. Not always the most flattering of photos, but the drinks were fast and furious, so it just couldn’t be helped. We’re at a cyber cafe right now and I’m sucking down some coffee and being dismayed by the shocking photographic evidence.
How much fun did we have? Well, the hotel manager had to come upstairs and break it up. THAT much fun. And it looks like Motley Crue stayed in our room.
More later. I love my friends.
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