Delerious Designers Guide to Insults

her: GAAAAAAAAAAA I SUCK

me: awwwwwww

me: you suck bezier!

her: i totally suck bezier

me: hahahahahah

her: heheh

her: my curve looks like a limp dick

me: I just snorted

her: lol

me: that’s like such a designer’s insult

me: “Oh yeah! Well, your bezier looks like a limp dick!”

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

me: “your mama’s a bezier!”

her: i just spit water

her: “you bezier tool!”

her: “up your bezier”

me: up your bezier!

me: hahahahahahahahhahaha

her: bahahhahaha

me: eat my bezier!

her: im dying

her: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: bezier is the new chmod

her: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

her: suck my bezier

her: cram it in your bezier

me: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

me: I’m crying over here

her: omg

me: *pants pant*

me: PANTS!?

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

her: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: omg

her: is that a bezier in your pants?

me: i’m so blogging this.

her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

me: prepare for a trackback

me: hahahahaah

me: ping me in the bezier

her: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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9 thoughts on “Delerious Designers Guide to Insults

  1. That’s nice, J. Cause you know how much everyone needs to know how to draw a bezier curve. Bezier … sounds like pornographic bottled water.

  2. *gasp* “did YOU see that?? she tried to get all CMYK on her ass!!”

    “no way! she totally kicked her bezier!” raspberry