me: im eating a Lean Cuisine that tastes good, but looks like a hockey puck.

her: which one?

me: swedish meatballs

her: ooo! I love that one

me:i overcooked it.

me: it really ticks me off when you’re working your butt off and other people are dicking around on Hot or Not.

her: *closes hot or not website*

me: I want to kick them in the pancreas.

her: lol

me: ”ow, my pancreas”, they’d say.

her: kick em in the liver too

me: yeah. and that thing that hangs off the end of your intestine that you never use…

me: what is that again?

her: your um

her: um

me: appendix?

her: yeah

her: kick em in the appendix!

me: hahahahah

me: the meatballs are by far one of [Lean Cuisine’s] best.

her: if not puckified

her: you crack me up.  lmao.

me: lmao, too.

her: watch out noodles will come out your pancreas